In celebration of the holiday, here’s an adorable picture of Trump with his lapdog…
“These things’ll climb right down the piles of rubble!” Trump crowed before quickly returning to his private jet and Tweeting “Hillary’s too tired to pass out metal toys to earthquake victims in Belgium… Italy?…wherever. Sad! #WheresHillary”
Somewhere Hillary and her alien baby are scoffing at the thin-skinned Trumps suing every newspaper that writes mean things.
Seemed like a match made in heaven to me. After all, their product is all about showcasing dicks.
TRUMP: I’ve got great news. Bigly. I’m coming to Louisiana for a photo op.
GOVERNOR: Hey, no–!
TRUMP: Play-Doh? You got it!