Tucker Carlson’s Brother Calls de Blasio Spokeswoman A “LabiaFace” Among Other Sweet Nothings

Thursday, March 26, 2015 0 , 1
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Tucker Carlson and brother Buckley: We mean “LabiaFace” in the “nicest way.” Awwww.

Consider this a public service announcement warning against the dangers of naming your sons “Tucker” and “Buckley.”

Thanks to Daily Caller founder and bow tie devotee Tucker Carlson’s brother, Buckley, accidentally hitting “REPLY ALL” (d’oh!) in response to an e-mail from New York City mayor Bill de Blasio’s spokeswoman, we have learned that:

1) We women need to be especially careful not to use a “whiny and annoying” tone because, according to Tucker, “outside of New York City, adults generally write polite, cheerful emails to one another”;

2) Apparently, “polite, cheerful emails” include calling women a “self-righteous bitch, “LabiaFace” and so frigid that she has never had a “pearl necklace” (and, no, we’re not talking about the kind that June Cleaver clutched); and

3) “LabiaFace” is exponentially less offensive than being called a “Buckley Carlson.”

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6 Signs President Obama Clearly Hates America

Wednesday, March 4, 2015 0 , 1

Okay, we all know we’ve been thinking it — but it’s taken a brave man, a man who had the courage to stand before 60 conservatives inhaling glazed salmon and declare:

“I do not believe, and I know this is a horrible thing to say, but I do not believe that the president loves America. He doesn’t love you. And he doesn’t love me. He wasn’t brought up the way you were brought up and I was brought up through love of this country.”

That man…? That soldier of truth…? None other than former NYC mayor and Democrat-turned Independent-turned moderate Republican-turned publicity-seeking wackadoodle Rudy Giuliani.

Giuliani speaks at a private group dinner featuring Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker

Giuliani speaks at a private group dinner featuring Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker

I, for one, would like to thank The Giuls for saying what has been on all of our minds. In fact, right off the top of my head, I can come up with six signs Obama clearly hates America:

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