8 Rejected First Tweets from President Obama

Well, well, well. Look who joined the 21st century today!

POTUS First Tweet

Yes, President Barack Obama is finally stepping foot into where it all happens: Twitter, the Land of Hashtags, Emojis and 30something Men Who Enjoy Declaring Us “FAT LOOSERS!” from the Comfort of Their Parents’ Basements. However, only I — yes, I, bwa-ha-haaaa! — was given a peek at the eight Tweets that didn’t make it onto the official account:

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4/8

obama-fake-tweet-joke


5/8

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6/8

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7/8

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8/8

obama-fake-tweetiraq

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