8 Rejected First Tweets from President Obama

8 Rejected First Tweets from President Obama

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Well, well, well. Look who joined the 21st century today!

POTUS First Tweet

Yes, President Barack Obama is finally stepping foot into where it all happens: Twitter, the Land of Hashtags, Emojis and 30something Men Who Enjoy Declaring Us “FAT LOOSERS!” from the Comfort of Their Parents’ Basements. However, only I — yes, I, bwa-ha-haaaa! — was given a peek at the eight Tweets that didn’t make it onto the official account:

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2/8

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4/8

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6/8

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8/8

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