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Trump to Spicer: No Pope for You!
May 25, 2017
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Well, the unimaginable has happened: Trump has even managed to make me feel sorry for Sean Spicer. Poor Spicey. He stands in front of the press day after day, defending Trump’s wackadoodle conspiracy theories and 3AM Tweets and likely illegals acts, and how does Trump repay him? By denying him the chance to meet the pope. […]
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May 15, 2017
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Judge to Trump: Share the Travel Ban Memo Giuliani Gave to You
May 11, 2017
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When Trump isn’t calling on Rudy Giuliani to do his best Pokémon Golbat impression for his grandchildren and weekend Mar-a-Lago events… … he has him doing his other dirty work, such as drafting memos to make his Muslim ban appear legal and spewing hateful nonsense on news shows to make Trump look like slightly less of a […]
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Diet Sodas May Be Tied to Stroke, Dementia, Fright-Inducing Headlines
Apr 27, 2017
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Potentially bad news for us diet soda-holics: Gulping down an artificially sweetened beverage may not be so great for our brain, a new study suggests. Showering in it, however, is fine Artificially sweetened drinks, such as diet sodas, were tied to a higher risk of stroke and dementia in the study, which was published in […]
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Things That Make You Go “Hmmm”: Jason Chaffetz Announces He May Bolt Congress Early
Apr 20, 2017
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U.S. Representative and lovechild of Colin Hanks and Chuck E. Cheese, Jason Chaffetz, had no sooner announced that he wasn’t running for re-election in 2018, when he declared he may not even finish out his current term in Congress. “I will continue to weigh the options, but I may depart early,” Chaffetz, who chairs the […]
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Trump on Sending His ‘Armada’ to North Korea: Psych!
Apr 20, 2017
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Last week, President Donald Tump beat on his chest and boasted that he had sent an “armada” as a warning to North Korea, Dramatic reenactment actor But wait…! Turns out, the aircraft carrier strike group he spoke of was still far from the Korean peninsula, and headed in the opposite direction — toward Australia. (Not surprising, actually, given […]
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So Sarah Palin, Ted Nugent and Kid Rock Walk into the White House…
Apr 20, 2017
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In a move that makes it clear why the White House has stopped making their visitor log public, inventor of the word “refudiate,” Sarah Palin, serial assaulter Kid Rock, and gun f*cker Ted Nugent visited Donald Trump at the White House yesterday. “President Trump’s invitation for dinner included bringing a couple of friends,” Palin wrote […]
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Trump’s First White House Easter Egg Roll: In Photos
Apr 17, 2017
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Guests demanded they “Make America Great Again,” presumably by deporting the Easter Bunny, who was born in Germany and did not have a Green Card in his basket.