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President Clinton hiding in the Bushes. I see what he did there.

Get someone who looks at you like Paul Ryan looks at this eagle.

Oh, Nikki. YOU ARE DANCING WITH THE DEVIL IN THAT SLEEVELESS DRESS.

The Cherry Blossom Princess and a real peach.

Two strong and smart ladies! Oh, I’m sure no insecure alt-right men trolled that picture!

The 5 Stages of Trump Supporter Denial

#1 – DENIAL.

“It’s a total lie, never happened, fake news!”

#2 – DESPERATE CULINARY REFERENCES.

“So what if it happened? It’s not a big deal! A Nothing Burger!”

#3 – BARGAINING.

“Okay, it might be a big deal, but it isn’t illegal! So who cares.”

#4 – DEFLECTION.

“Okay, it’s illegal, but Crooked Hillary and Obummer did ‘whatever, whatever,’ so it doesn’t matter.”

#5 – MATURE ACCEPTANCE.

“Get over it, Libtard, you’re just a sore loser!”

He Scoots in Shame

A poem dedicated to Congressman Jason Chaffetz

Foot is fixed! My preexisting condition, they did repair

Now I gotta scoot to push Trumpcare.

Disabled kids? Screwed. Raped? Too bad.

I’d rather help the prez elected by Vlad.

Liber-nazis Attack Kellyanne Conway for Fabricating a Terrorist Attack to Save Our Nation from More Fake Terrorist Attacks

I now humbly turn over the blog to our guest columnist, The Patriot Lady…

I tell ya, those liberal elites will stop at nothing to discredit an Islamophobic liar. Disgusting.

What Kellyanne Conway told MSNBC’s Chris Matthews¬†in defense of President Trump’s totally-not-a-Muslim-ban Muslim ban:

“I bet it’s brand new information to people that President Obama had a six-month ban on the Iraqi refugee program after two Iraqis came here to this country, were radicalized and they were the masterminds behind the Bowling Green massacre. It didn’t get covered.”

As usual, Kellyanne was right–it was brand new information because none of that ever happened. Of course, the elite media POUNCED on the poor woman, citing actual facts based on demonstrable history proving that Obama didn’t ban the Iraqi refugee program and that there was no such thing as the Bowling Green massacre. And who’s to say she wasn’t referring to the massacre that happened on the bowling greens of Mount Dora Lawn Bowling Club in July of 2003?

They CRUSHED the Watertown Nursing Home on the bowling greens that day. Massacred, some would say.

I, for one, am so TIRED of the left pushing “correctness.” Whatever happened to the days when a Muslim-hating, war-mongering administration could make up a “massacre,” then later Tweet a half-assed correction admonishing the media for admonishing her for promulgating fear-inciting lies without being admonished? *Sigh* I miss those days, I really do.

 

Finally! President Donald Trump Puts Australia In Its Place

Today’s op-ed from my¬†guest columnist, The Patriot Lady…

In a world where an Afghan woman’s ears are¬†cut off by her husband and Syrian toddlers are washed ashore, we all know where we need to direct our ire:

AUSTRALIA.

So I tip my felt bucket hat to President Donald J. Trump, who bravely berated the Australian prime minister on a call yesterday, when past presidents were too wimpy¬†to kangaroo-kick our longtime ally for no good reason. It takes a real man, a true patriot like President Trump, to try to weasel out of an agreement to accept¬†1250 refugees fleeing terror, beat his chest about the size of his electoral college victory (as sizable as his hands!), then hang up faster than Prime Minister Turnbull can say “Maybe the dingo ate your baby.”

Let’s be honest: Australia has a long history of trying to stick us with dangerous exports. Shrimp on the barbie, for example. Kath & Kim. This guy…

Not to mention their actors are always stealing our Hollywood jobs. Step off, Blanchett and Jackman! Somewhere in New Jersey, that third Jonas Brother is wondering why a Hemsworth is getting the roles that should be his. Is this really how we want to treat the third Jonas Brother, America? Okay, sure, Australians are abnormally attractive, fun and talented, but under Trump, we will stand for it no more!

 

Tremendous News: Betsy DeVos is One Step Closer to Protecting Our Children from Grizzly Bears!

Today’s op-ed from my guest columnist, The Patriot Lady…

Despite Secretary of Education nominee Betsy DeVos’s performance at her confirmation hearing, which was called “horribly embarrassing,” “stunningly bad” and a “TOTAL SH*T SHOW” — and those were the kinder reviews — a¬†Senate committee today voted to advance¬†her nomination. As you can imagine, Trump was pleased — as well he should be! It’s not every day we have¬†the good fortune of appointing¬†unqualified billionaires to help run the country.

Of course those liber-losers¬†are crying about our Education Department being headed up by a woman who doesn‚Äôt know the difference between proficiency and growth, believes schools should be armed with guns in the event of a grizzly bear attack, and appeared further at¬†sea during the whole hearing than Magellan ever was; however,¬†if they just bothered to look at the Senate committee‚Äôs Secretary of Education criteria checklist, then they’d see DeVos¬†checks off every box!

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Proof That President Trump Does Attend “Intelligence” Briefings

To those on the left who cry,¬†“Oh! Trump doesn’t go to intelligence briefings!” and “Oh! Trump thinks Belgium is a city!” and “Oh! Trump¬†is a deranged, narcissistic, mentally unstable loon who’s armed with the nuclear codes and, dear God, doesn’t understand why we don’t just launch¬†them!”, I am here to tell you that you are WRONG!

Trump does, in fact, go to intelligence briefings. Here’s proof:

And he’s got the best echo chamber — a really fantastic echo chamber. It’s¬†probably the best, most luxurious echo chamber you’ve ever seen. SO THERE!

LEAKED: Draft Trump Tweets Commemorating MLK Day

An unnamed source in the Trump camp has released the Tweets the president-elect is considering posting in honor of the upcoming Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. As you’ll see, Trump is planning to commemorate the revered civil rights icon in his usual gracious manner.