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What I Think He Smells Like: Speaker Paul Ryan
Apr 5, 2017
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That buck’s tears The aftermath of 50 push-ups he just did on the House floor for no particular reason The crow that America made him eat Drakkar Noir The lady parts of American women after being all up in their wombs  
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What I Think He Smells Like: Jeff Sessions
Mar 3, 2017
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The grits he had for brunch at the all-white country club Stolichnaya Ginkgo Biloba to help with convenient memory loss The Uncommonly Good® cookies he hawks for Keebler
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What I Think He Smells Like: House Speaker John Boehner
Dec 29, 2014
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Camel Turkish Golds Merlot St. Tropez Dark Bronzing Mousse Happy tears after watching a “THESE 22 KITTENS HUGGING PUPPIES ARE THE CUTEST THING YOU’RE GOING TO SEE ALL DAY” slideshow on BuzzFeed