Delta Dares to Move Ann Coulter from Aisle to Window Seat, All Hell Breaks Loose

Oh no, you di-in’t, Delta.

In what was CLEARLY a cold and calculated attack on one of our country’s dearest and most kind-hearted pundits, Delta Airlines had the audacity to move Ann Coulter from an aisle seat to a — wait for it… wait for it… — WINDOW SEAT.

HORRIBLE. How can any passenger be expected to live this way, gazing upon the clouds in the very same row that she’d wanted? Thankfully, Ms. Coulter handled the injustice with her usual grace and sensitivity.

And on and on and on. To which Delta replied:

Oh, snap! Perhaps Delta would have been more sympathetic to the delicate snowflake if they realized she NEEDED to be in the aisle seat with easy access to the bathroom because she’s so full of shit.

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Candy Kirby is a "smug white liberal," according to a conservative blog that gets her, and comedy writer who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. Prior to launching her own site, Candy was a humor writer for outlets such as Reductress, Redbook, HelloGiggles, Disney and Nickelodeon. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two munchkins and three rescue Persian cats, Lucy, Larry and Lola, who are the real brains behind this operation. (So send all complaints to them.)