Just What Every Flood Victim Needs!

Just What Every Flood Victim Needs!


TRUMP: I’ve got great news. Bigly. I’m coming to Louisiana for a photo op.

GOVERNOR: Hey, no–!

TRUMP: Play-Doh? You got it!




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Candy Kirby is a humorist who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. Prior to launching her own site, Candy was a humor writer for outlets such as Redbook, HelloGiggles, Disney and Nickelodeon. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two munchkins and three rescue Persian cats, Lucy, Larry and Lola, who are the real brains behind this operation. (So send all complaints to them.)