Mitt Romney on Running for President in 2016: “Nope, Psych!”

Mitt Romney on Running for President in 2016: “Nope, Psych!”


After publicly flirting with idea of yet another presidential run, Mitt Romney today had something to say to key supporters during a conference call:



This, after WEEKS of flirtation. What a tease. At least he had the decency to let them down by phone rather than, you know, mass text or a sudden change of relationship status on Facebook.

M-Rom reportedly said:

“After putting considerable thought into making another run for president, I’ve decided it is best to give other leaders in the party the opportunity to become our next nominee.”

In other words, he has decided to keep his dashing good looks. Because you know what they say: “After you go president, you look totally spent.”






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