Mitt Romney on Running for President in 2016: “Nope, Psych!”

Mitt Romney on Running for President in 2016: “Nope, Psych!”

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After publicly flirting with idea of yet another presidential run, Mitt Romney today had something to say to key supporters during a conference call:

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“HA, HA! PSYCH!”

This, after WEEKS of flirtation. What a tease. At least he had the decency to let them down by phone rather than, you know, mass text or a sudden change of relationship status on Facebook.

M-Rom reportedly said:

“After putting considerable thought into making another run for president, I’ve decided it is best to give other leaders in the party the opportunity to become our next nominee.”

In other words, he has decided to keep his dashing good looks. Because you know what they say: “After you go president, you look totally spent.”

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Candy Kirby is a humorist who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. Prior to launching her own site, Candy was a humor writer for outlets such as Redbook, HelloGiggles, Disney and Nickelodeon. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two munchkins and three rescue Persian cats, Lucy, Larry and Lola, who are the real brains behind this operation. (So send all complaints to them.)

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