The 5 Stages of Trump Supporter Denial

#1 – DENIAL.

“It’s a total lie, never happened, fake news!”


“So what if it happened? It’s not a big deal! A Nothing Burger!”


“Okay, it might be a big deal, but it isn’t illegal! So who cares.”


“Okay, it’s illegal, but Crooked Hillary and Obummer did ‘whatever, whatever,’ so it doesn’t matter.”


“Get over it, Libtard, you’re just a sore loser!”


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