Trump’s First White House Easter Egg Roll: In Photos

Guests demanded they “Make America Great Again,” presumably by deporting the Easter Bunny, who was born in Germany and did not have a Green Card in his basket.

White House press secretary Sean Spicer reads the children’s book “How to Catch the Easter Bunny,” which begins: “‘Twas the night before Easter and all through the house, we could hear ICE screaming, Where’s the Bunny? We’re kicking him out of our country, that illegal louse!

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