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What I Think He Smells Like: House Speaker John Boehner
Dec 29, 2014
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  • Camel Turkish Golds
  • Merlot
  • St. Tropez Dark Bronzing Mousse
  • Happy tears after watching a “THESE 22 KITTENS HUGGING PUPPIES ARE THE CUTEST THING YOU’RE GOING TO SEE ALL DAY” slideshow on BuzzFeed

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Candy Kirby is a humorist who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. Prior to launching her own site, Candy was a humor writer for outlets such as Reductress, Redbook, HelloGiggles, Disney and Nickelodeon. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two munchkins and three rescue Persian cats, Lucy, Larry and Lola, who are the real brains behind this operation. (So send all complaints to them.)

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